I had the cutest dream about Thorin spending a day with his nephews, telling them tales about Erebor and the Line of Durin, and and taking them for a little adventure in the Blue Mountains. Then I drew this crappy picture about it.
not crappy
Sh*t, it’s 2am, I meant to go to Bed Several Hours Ago: An Autobiography
Oops, It’s 4am, I Should Probably Go to Bed: A Memoir.
Bloody Hell, Is that the Sunrise?: A Thrilling Conclusion to the Trilogy of Regret
Fuck it, I’ll Just Attempt to Stay Up ‘Till Sundown: A Spin-Off
What Fucking Day Is It Anymore?: The Movie Adaptation
what kills me is that the next thing he says indicates that he understands exactly what spock is saying bones you are the most adorably cranky genius also i love your chest muscles
themoripartydontstarttilliwalkin:
DON’T MAKE ME WHIP MY SCARF OFF IN A Z-FORMATION
DEDUCTION SENSATION
ACROSS THE BRITISH NATION
| — | Joss Whedon on Avengers 2 (X) |
walkdownthestreetlikeafckingstar:
And that’s when you knew London wasn’t a complete ditz.
what if she was just witch and she just didn’t understand the muggle world
That explains why we never saw her parents… they were probably too busy with their jobs in the Ministry… 0_o
LONDON’S A SQUIB
BUT WAT IF SHE WASN’T
WAT IF SHE ACTUALLY HAD POWERS BUT HID THEM
GRADUATED FROM HOGWARTS EARLY
AND INTERNED IN OUR WORLD BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO WORK WITH MUGGLES
IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE FOUND IT DIFFICULT TO USE SO MANY MUNDANE MUGGLE OBJECTS
when ur playing video games and u move the joystick half a centimeter and the character moves twelve feet and falls off a cliff
Zachary Quinto & Chris Pine
“The worst thing is that Zach likes to play these ridiculous vocabulary games, which he will tell everybody he wins, which is such a crock of bullshit” - Chris
people at my school always ask for my tumblr url, and I always say no, but I decided to make it more interesting….
^You, my friend, are a genius. Plus, that song makes it even better.
I JUST SPIT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE OMG THE AUTOPLAY HAHAHA
THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF TUMBLR
What happens when they see this post?





